PRETTY LAME

reallyreallyreallytrying:

if i was on the great british bake off i’d leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i’d be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

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kcggggg:

Disney now owns tumbler

(Source: comicskingdom.com)

Anonymous asked:

hey can i suck ur dick in a mysterious and awkward way? im in OH

Yeah

Id rather be a watching the fucking fights right now I don’t even like magic

Uh oh

I don’t even like drinking man

I wanna crash my car

tumblingoverstars:

lazorsandparadox:

Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!

reallyreallyreallytrying:

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth

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Look in the mirror and say fuck you tonight baby!!!!!!!!

theocseason4:

thegaymertrainer:

It’s all the ass slapping for me

Dudes rock

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Maybe if I go to grad school she’ll love me

997:

godslittleslug:

misa amane and light yagami

im gonna kms

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heresylog:

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zonecassette:

Laying on a curb
That drops off about a mile
Your heart still beats
But real slow

The throat starts to shrink
Every sense is leaving
And it never crosses your mind
To close your eyes

You lay down and try to rest
Try to breathe deep with that foot on your chest

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If it wasn’t for their Donnie Darko tattoo I’d fall in love